officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

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dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

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luxxy-chan:

Meanwhile, at Bronycon

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alderaans:

In school, we learned about this scientist who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell by feeding them whenever a bell rang. For the last couple of weeks I’ve been conducting a similar experiment.

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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touchtheintangible:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

yourladyfriend:

"dirty bikers" are my favorite people

JK Rowling got the idea for Hagrid after talking to a “dirty biker” in a pub, where he spent the better part of an hour talking enthusiastically about how well his garden was blooming.

This man is an angel.

touchtheintangible:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

yourladyfriend:

"dirty bikers" are my favorite people

JK Rowling got the idea for Hagrid after talking to a “dirty biker” in a pub, where he spent the better part of an hour talking enthusiastically about how well his garden was blooming.

This man is an angel.

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SPOONING

volatilequeer:

mydrunkkitchen:

virginsacrificer:

Little Spoon:

  • feeling safe and secured
  • it feels so warm mmmm
  • straight to sleep bc comfy

Big Spoon:

  • face full of hair
  • one dead arm 
  • awkward boner

Little Spoon:

  • too hot/can’t wiggle
  • someone’s drool on neck
  • holding in farts

Big Spoon:

  • fart all ya want
  • perfect temperature
  • get up and go on tumblr anytime 

This is a complete list of the pros/cons involved in spooning. What a wonderful spooning reference post.

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Hi! I'm PJ and this was my music blog but now I am changing this into a random blog with just a lot of music or whatever on it. I happen to be obsessed with Nightmare Before Christmas and anything Tim Burton. I am always looking for new music of all types so please submit some artists, song names. or albums you think i would like.
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